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The Stupids Come Out To Play

I could not think of a better title, but I think these people are stupid. Have you ever been bored enough to think to go "Away Message Surfing" on all your buddy list and happen to come across some funny, some pathetic and some really pointless away messages.

Today I focus on the type of people who try to "make other jealous", "try to start arguments" or the"I'll show them" with their away messages. I think little of these people, because if they really wanted to be slick, they should just go to those people and say what they have to say. THEN, and only THEN do they post something on their profile or away message. You people are pathetic.

Thinking Bout Changing

Im thinking about changing from Blogger to a private site. I dont know though, because I would rather use a portal system which would have people register (for free) for the blog that way their names could be put in posts and they could post to the site as well. Idk... what u all think?

Understanding Men & Public Pee

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I have mentioned it in the past, guys have peeing rules. I am glad to say that if you click the Urinals above, you will go to a little flash game on how the rules work. Ladies, please let me know your score. You will soon understand a little better some of the rules we have. =)

March 22.... Mark Your Calendars

Coming Up Next Week on ELIMIDATE will be one of my best friends Dori. She was in the pic from my Bday at Bennihana.

It was interesting to here how it wasn't so reality. I mean they make her out to be some kind of virgin.... HAHAHAHAHA LMAO! That is a joke! In the NY area, watch Channel 2 at 1:30 a.m. on March 22.

Other states you have it at earlier times. Go to www.elimidate.com and go to listings to find out what time it is on for you. This will be a great experience.

I HIGHLY RECOMMEND THIS SITE!

They Call Me "HITCH"

I have to laugh, because of the recent movie which came out with Will Smith, HITCH. For the past couple years I have been a kind of sounding board for people and able to read what the other person might be thinking and what would be the best course of action. It has become a joke with calling me HITCH, because like the movie, I can get and give anyone advice to get someone else, however myself I fumble. So sad. O well.

Recently I am proud to say that my girl Erica at ASU has now landed a good chance with this guy from the ASU football team. She has been coming to me more and more for advice and I can only hope to be right, I mean my name isn't Cupid (though I hear things called to me that rhyme with Cupid).

Also with one of the guys, I have been the sounding board, where if you heard our conversations and how we feel, many woman/girls/females whatever you want to be called would be surprised that we guys have feelings and deep thoughts. I usually help with finding the right words and how to place them. I enjoy writing poems and usually when it calls for emergency actions, I come to help out. =) always works.

Now... Who needs help?

Idle Threats... Don't Try It

Sorry people, but it seems that I have to take a break from my regularly scheduled posting to bring to you this one. Someone has threatened me today saying that I better stop talking/bothering a certain person. Hmmm here is the thing, I have not done any talking to them since I called them out for being a little on the "I get around" side, however have left random comments due to the dilemma described below. They really are a good person, just doing stupid things is all I say. However, they said, "I'm never talking to you again and I want you out of my life." Ok, I'm cool with that =)

However, this is my dilemma. If you say you want someone out of your life (friendships), you would cut them off completely and try to move on. In her case, the rest of campus LOL JK JK JK. Here is the dilemma, how can someone say that, yet constantly come to my blog? Is my writing that great? I don't think so. Does it make you think, "wow I want to run over a squirrel now"? NO.

So I received an Instant Message from a friend of theirs, threatening me. What, me calling them out for coming to my site? All I do is I'm them and thank them (politely I may add) for coming to my site today and giving their IP address. Letting them know, I know they are still reading up on me. Isn't that sweet? =) Well People I wanted to show the world the facts.... Below is their basic info from visiting my site just yesterday. Please note, it is 4 times.
This is just for yesterday
Host Name: student2a-205.unh.edu
IP Address: 132.177.61.205
Country: United States
Region: New Hampshire
City: Durham
ISP: University Of New Hampshire
Navigation Path
10th March 2005 03:46:40
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10th March 2005 10:29:19
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10th March 2005 23:09:54
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10th March 2005 23:10:21
jerseyhumor.blogspot.com/No referring link

THIS IS A HUGE FUCK YOU!

TO ALL THOSE FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT WHO ARE ATTACKING THE MILITARY RECRUITERS AT CAMPUS CAREER FAIRS!

Hey assholes, did you not realize these guys are recruiting people to help protect your right to be the biggest piece of shit on the plant and to protest? Here is too anyone who is Anti-War... GREAT! BE IT! DO NOT GO AFTER OUR MILITARY!

I guess the best thing is that there has actually been an influx in the people joining the armed services. I thank them, I praise them! But to these idiots actually scaring other job recruiters away are hurting the other students on campus for them being complete hypocrites. I am getting tired of all this BS. All these people want to talk the talk, but would they actually fight for their right to protest? Would they if a war was here, would they stand and fight? My answer is simple, no, they are fucking pieces of shit who have no reason to live and are the biggest fucking pussies around. O MY FUCKING GOD I AM FUMING AT THE BLATANT DISRESPECT. Mainly against gay rights huh? Well here take this you fucking ass ramming faggots! COME AFTER ME! ILL TAKE YOUR FUCKING FAIRY MOUTHS TALKING TO ME! (ps sorry to all my gay friends who are not like those pricks in SAN FRANCISCO)

ok sorry to my readers who prob will both look at me in a new light and hate me or love me. I don't care, I just know that you do not go after a military while we are at war and the ones who are trying to protect our rights. I guess I just grew up learning to respect our military and love my country, no matter who is leading. IN the end it is not the leader that makes the country great, but the people in it. Right now, I am beginning to think twice about the people who say "hey lets be 1, yet bash a president who won yet again. uugghhhh ok that's it, I'm leaving my politics out of this. Sorry all for anyone who cannot handle having a stand opposite of theirs. Let the comments begin.

O NO! More Random Thoughts!

So on my way to work, I saw the frozen carcass of the squirrel I murdered in the hit and run. I got a chuckle, mainly because I never hit an animal before and now it would be there for a few days to remind me. Kind of like a trophy or something.

As I was freezing to death outside, breaking a shovel in the process of scraping ice, I was thinking about just some random things.
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First, for some reason the South Park song, "blame Canada" came to mind, so I sang it. I think it is because I just watched the movie again the other night.
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I think it is funny how all these women teachers are touching these little boys in schools and there is not a bigger uproar then there is. If it were a guy, this would be a HUGE scandal. I just wish I had a hot teacher want to get with me. It is severely unfair that these kids have it this easy.
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I get a warm feeling in the bottom of my stomach whenever I know I am right, so I always have a warm feeling. You know when you know someone is lying or denying the truth? You know when you have been silently calling them out on shit, then the day comes when you find out you were right.... Yeah I like those days.
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I wonder is really fat guys, ever tried to use a breast pump... hmmmmm
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I think a really funny gag gift would be to take a cup, find a poodle taking a crap... Give it to someone...."Nothing says loving then a cup o poodle"
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Why cant the real cartoons come back to TV, like Thundercats, Transformers (the original, not that crappy knockoff), HEMAN and of course, I think they should bring back the Fraggles. They made me laugh.. ""DOWN IN FRAGGLE ROCK"